I hear "Mom, I can't see!"
I do not panic,... because I live with her,... everyday. I walk calmly to the living room and this is what I see....
I told her I thought her Halloween costume looked great.
After she extricated herself, I got the obligatory "Oh Mom," eyes and everything. I told her I'd be here till she's 18 and to remember to tip her waitress.
She looked at me like I was insane.
Coming from a kid wearing an imitating vinyl string bass case and gaucho pants. Please. Gaucho pants are so last year.